It was bound to happen someday

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I mean, I’ve experimented with Twitter, and I’ve got friends who blog…  but that’s not me.  No way.  I subscribe the general belief that no one really needs to know all my extremely biased opinions.  Sure, I enjoy sending the latest Improv Everywhere YouTube video around the office as much as the next coworker, but blogger?  You got the wrong guy.  Besides, I could never commit to something like that.  It’s too much effort…

Denial.  All of it.

Lets be honest here.  I love my opinions.  I think they’re well constructed and, above all else, extremely intelligent.  If I could, I’d walk around Williamsburg all afternoon and tell every person between the ages of 20 and 35 that, “I honestly think the Animal Collective sounds like a moody toddler banging away at a de-tuned a piano in a very large room.  Oh, and by the way, your outfit is silly.”

Pure, unadulterated opinions, that’s what I’ve got to offer.  And you know what?  I think mine are soooo much better than yours.

I guess what I’m really getting at is… welcome to my blog!

-Steve

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2 Responses to “It was bound to happen someday”

  1. Sounds pretty preachy already. When do you start posting upskirts of girls on the Subway? Give the people what they want!

  2. bahahahahahahahaha

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